[Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. Hey Loki! Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. What about Thor?Nick Fury:Off-world.Peter Parker:Doctor StrangeMaria Hill:Unavailable.Peter Parker:Captain Marvel.Nick Fury:Dont you invoke her name!Peter Parker:Im just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.Nick Fury:Bitch, please! Yeah. So much has happened since I last saw you. Hes inspires me to be a better man. [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back] Agreed., [seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]Nick Fury:Sir, Im gonna have to ask you to exit the donut., Justin Hammer:[about Christine Everhart]Shes actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. From jokes about Mjolnir to android-humor, there was plenty to chuckle about in a film with some sad parts. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. He would smush her!Peter Quill:I dont need to hear how my parentsDrax:Why? I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. Fury., Nick Fury:Oh! Stephen Strange:Yeah.Dr. Tony Stark:Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.Rocket:Maybe I am., Steve Rogers:You know, I saw a pod of whales when I was coming in, over the bridge.Natasha Romanoff:In the Hudson?Steve Rogers:Fewer ships, cleaner waterNatasha Romanoff:You know, if youre about to tell me to look on the bright side Im about to hit you in the head with a peanut butter sandwich.Steve Rogers:Sorry, force of habit., Tony Stark:[to his daughter]Go to bed, or Ill sell all your toys., Korg:[playing Fortnite]Thor, hes back. as part of a team of heroes. Give me a hand, will you? Plan your future. "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". Whats your name? You do not have to walk through it You can run. Ill handle the music. [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. Bruce Banner:[in poor Portuguese]Dont make me hungry. Thats low. Marvel sounds a lot better. The adults are talking.Dr. Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! Like Adele? What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. They sound Chinese. Want more Marvel quotes? Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy. Christine Palmer:Yeah. - Helen Keller. After the bittersweet ending of Endgame, we witness Peter Parker struggling to make sense of a world without his mentor. Arent you the cutest looking thing? [after accepting delivery] Thank you for that! Her thing is neuroelectric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. Nope, that's worse. [Wong laughs]. This collection of graduation jokes will have your friends and family members in stitches the entire time. See more ideas about marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college graduation cap decoration. Youve been to space., Nick Fury:Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Youre in a relationship with me, nothing will ever be okay. He did not want to be disturbed. [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". "Puny God" - Hulk (to Loki) If you're a huge fan of Hulk, you'd know that "Hulk smash" and "you bad friend" are not the only iconic lines from the alter ego of Bruce Banner. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? As far as Im concerned, thats Americas ass., Steve Rogers: [Rogers looks at his past self, who is lying face-down, unconscious]Hes right. Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. 3. [lifts his hand up]Show meHope Van Dyne:[punches Scott in the face, knocking him down]Thats how you punch., Hope Van Dyne:[to Scott]Alright, princess. This is the last day of the first day of school. [gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]Peter Parker:Uh, what is this guys problem, Mr. Stark?Tony Stark:Uh, hes from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard., Dr. Monica: "That was me.". Stephen Strange:Yeah. [Kaecilius and his Zealots are sucked into the Dark Dimension]Dr. Stephen Strange:Yeah, you know, you really should have stolen the whole book because the warnings The warnings come after the spells. I tried to bench you. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man and the Wasp. Youve heard of her, shes a huge star, right? "Sometimes you find out what you are supposed to be doing by doing the things you are not supposed to do."-. Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be a part of something bigger". Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. "Worrying means you suffer twice.". Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. Denise Keller, Waukesha, Wisconsin Graduation Quote #4: It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. Thor:Is that why everythings on fire?, [a megalith appears to fight Thor]Sif:All yoursThor:[walks up to the monster]Hello[Monster roars]Thor:I accept your surrender. Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller Tony Stark, Iron Man 2. Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. Come in.Tony Stark:Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent., Bruce Banner:Captain America is on threat watch?Natasha Romanoff:We ALL are!Tony Stark:[to Rogers]Youre on that list? [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. Jerry Maguire. It was made from this special metal from the heart of a dying star. 5. Here are all the best funny quotes from the Captain Marvel film. [pause]Do you ever laugh? Pay attention. Stephen Strange:Doctor!Kaecilius:Mr. In a lab. Thats not what I I dont like you like that! And I went to a place called Kamar-Taj and I talked to someone called The Ancient One. And IDr. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. No. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? With 23 movies so far, not to mention television shows, thats quite a lot of characters, storylines and events. Funny Marvel Quotes. Stephen Strange:No can do.Wong:We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.Tony Stark:And I swore off dairy but then Ben & Jerrys named a flavor after me, soDr. [kills Korath]Drax:Metaphor.Peter Quill:Sort of., Gamora:I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy., Rocket Raccoon:I live for the simple things like how much this is going to hurt! The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Newton D. Baker Life is my college. Time loops! Whether you write a touching commencement speech or crack jokes with your friends, these graduation jokes will make your graduation ceremony fun. [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! "A person's a person, no matter how small.". While a team being broken apart isnt all that amusing, these are the lines from Captain America: Civil War that are funny! The 50+ Best WandaVision Quotes & Lines: Funny, Eerie & Iconic. Stay up and fight.". [blows a hole in the ship, Ebony Maw is sucked out into space as in the climax of Aliens], [the Guardians bring Thor aboard]Peter Quill:How the hell is this dude still alive?Drax:He is not a dude. 1. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. Help him! Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) Oh my goodness. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. Pay with cash. [Mjlnir zooms by]Darcy Lewis:Mew-mew!. [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]Drax:Where did you learn to do that?Peter Quill:Im pretty sure the answer is: I am Groot. Be happy, man. And my dad got deported. Comeptetion between marvel and dc. Spider-Man follows me? What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. With the birth of the destructive Ultron and the addition of three new members to the Avengers team, Avengers: Age of Ultron still managed to pack in plenty of laughs. Stephen Strange:If we dont do our jobsTony Stark:What is your job, exactly, besides making balloon animals?Dr. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). Erik Selvig:Your brother isnt coming, is he?Thor:Loki is dead.Dr. I assume youre the captain, sir.Rocket Raccoon:Youre very perceptive.Thor:You seem like a noble leader. "With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee 2. You are, all of you are beneath me! Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. Let WFH jokes and boss jokes make you laugh as you begin the next chapter of your life after . Stupid place. Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be.